My boss just tried to pay me $140 of my paycheck in quarters, dimes and nickles. I was in total shock I didn’t even know what to say other than “you need to bring that to the bank now and give me bills”.

wtf

I’m licking the frosting off of cupcakes and tossing the cake.
I can do that now that I’m a grownup. =D

Right now if you stand in my backyard and look off to the southwest you can see the whole sky is orange and smokey and if you look close enough you can see flames. The fire departments are having a hard time getting to the fire to put it out because of it’s location. SCARY!!!!

Since I’m craving either baked potato with mustard OR some cotton candy and I don’t have either I’m just going to settle for cheesecake.

Filed under: Don’t ask. I’m not.