WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMA
Here’s my day so far:
3:30 am… I wake up because a dog is licking my hand. Turns out he has to poop.
I take him out to poop. He gets a huge turd stuck to his butt. I put him in the tub and turn the shower thingie on power wash and blast his butt. Shampoo… shake… towel dry… blow dry.
I’m wide awake.
I check email.
NO INTERNET!!1111111
I call Cox. Turns out either my modem is dead or something else but the modem is a few years old so I’ll get a new one.
Back in bed by 4:15.
Up at 5:30.
Tell Gary modem is dead and that I’m going to get another one.
He tells me to please get a Motorola SURFboard.
I tell HIM I’m going to get whatever good brand Walmart has because I’m NOT waiting until 9:30 when Best Buy opens.
Hit Walmart at 6:00 am.
Tell dude I need a router (yes, I said router).
Spend 10 minutes looking at all the routers and then say wait.. no I meant modem.
Look at modems.
VOILA! THEY HAVE MOTOROLA SURFboard.
Get home.
Empty cat box.
Plug in modem.
Call Cox to do their magicks.
Wait for magicks to finish.
Reboot.
Check Gmail.
Tell you about my morning.
(pass out)
(Oh and I bought 4 pair of scissors… leave mine alone 
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I really really freakin hate when I can’t find things like tweezers and scissors because SOMEONE uses them and just puts them down oh.. wherever....
I hate that SOMEONE is organized when it’s HIS stuff.
IT’S REALLY ANNOYING.
Hey, where’s that tape measurer I couldn’t find… and you did.. on your desk.. and then left it on the kitchen counter?
GET YOUR OWN STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Download Grace Potter And The Nocturnals - Apologies
A girlfriend of my sister has a husband who takes Adderall for his ADD.
Her baby who is right about 15 months swallowed two of them and they had to medvac him to the hospital. I’ll keep you updated if you pray, cross fingers, chant or whatever it is you do…
... and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep your drugs/medicines WHERE THEY CAN’T GET TO THEM!
I can’t find my good tweezers anywhere. I’m really annoyed by this because they’re the GOOD ones and I NEED THEM!
I stopped at Walgreens for some Goo-Gone today. They also had Halloween Candy on sale. This included candy corn and pumpkins. I’m off to go eat my veggies!
Men In Trees started back up this week. (It’s great for mindless fluff when you’re on the elliptical burning off candy veggies).
I’m also really digging that Moonlight show. It fits me well like Charmed did. <3 <3 <3
Hey, go sign up for this swap site so we can swap stuffs!
Make sure you fill out your profile because they are profile nazis and will smite you down!
