Hello,

Please apply to work for me at Dunder Mifflin.
You need the following unique Branch Hiring Code (58teb3tnwo) and you need to apply to work in the Charleston, SC branch.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about just pretend that you do and go sign up. I’ll clue you in later (or hire someone to do so).

Sincerely,
Rachel Doyle
The Dunder Mifflin Infinity Team
http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com

(whoever gets the most recruits gets to be my #2.... even over Gary)

(and I hope they actually STICK to these laws because I’m sick and tired of DUIs getting off on “technicalities)
The state of Arizona this week has implemented new laws for Driving.  These laws are in affect today:

This week Arizona will enact one of the toughest DUI laws in the nation.

Hardest hit are first-time violators and a new class of “super extreme” DUI offenders whose blood-alcohol concentration registers 0.20 percent or above, which is more than double the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

New penalties include mandatory ignition-interlock devices for first-time offenders, increased fines and a minimum of 45 days in jail for super extreme DUI convictions.

Also, Phoenix police will begin pulling over motorists seen texting on their cell phones while driving inside the city limits.

From now until Oct. 19, anyone seen texting while driving will be subject to a warning from Phoenix police. After that, drivers will face fines of up to $250 plus $210 in surcharges.

Lastly, if you speed and go over 85 miles per hour, it is criminal speed and can go to jail with a fine and points.

Drive Safe & Smart (and if you don’t, you better hope I’m not behind you! I’m one of those drivers who will go out of her way to run idiots off the road. =D)

Ok I need some help.

I can’t get ExpressionEngine Acronym module to work on my site.
It works on Gary’s site.
We are on the same server.
We use the same version of ExpressionEngine.
We have the same copy of Acronym.

When I upload/install it I can’t:
1. Make new lists.
2. Edit current lists.
3. Add to current lists.
Even before when I could do all of that I couldn’t get more than one group to work at a time.

Result? I’ve given up.

What I would like to do now (and I have looked around for the best coding but I have a major headache) is have it so when you hover over a link it does popup with the URL (which people can click on to go there) with maybe even the Title of the URL. I don’t want to have to hard code it in every single time I make a post with a link. I’d like it to just do it on its own. Am I asking for too much? Does this already exist and I can’t find it? Am I an idiot?
Maybe, but I have a really bad headache. :(

I would post in the EE forums but as I’ve said before **** is a douchebag (not L***).

WHERE IS MY STUFF I ORDERED?!?!?!?!??!! THIS ISN’T PONY EXPRESS FOLKS!!!