My mom sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious.
This is going on my blog and my Myspace and my Facebook so there isn’t a cold chance in hell anyone is going to miss it.
This post isn’t directed to anyone in particular but to everyone in particular.
I was at a girlfriend’s house today and we were discussing blog drama and it just occurred to me while we were talking that I am sick of it all. I have done a very good job in the last year or so of minding my business and not giving two shits about the soap opera that is the blogosphere.
I have my own life to contend with. We have real problems and real joys and quite frankly I’d rather be doing exciting things like laundry than listen to the laundry list that consist of other people’s problems.
The problem is not that my friends have problems. The problem is that people I either don’t know or don’t care about or even like are having problems (usually brought on by their own behavior) and I’m sick and tired of hearing about it. I don’t read the blogs of these idiots because I don’t CARE about them. I don’t care who slept with who or who’s leaving their spouse or who’s dog peed on who’s yard or what someone said about me. PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT. OBVIOUSLY IF I CARED YOU WOULD SEE ME POSTING ABOUT IT. OBVIOUSLY by recent posts all I care about is my life and my weather.
Unless this blog drama directly effects YOUR LIFE I don’t want to hear about it. I can read all I want on other people’s blogs. There is no reason in hell to have to email me and tell me things that are probably going to just annoy me anyway. So when your emails go unanswered or I just hang up the phone on you it’s probably because I tuned out. Sorry =D
And for the record it’s going to be freaking hot here again tomorrow so there isn’t any need to check back with me tomorrow. I am here alive and well and completely oblivious and I like it that way.
I’m not going to make things up. I literally have nothing to talk about other than work, wow and the weather.
That being said.
Why is Saturday HOT but not tomorrow or Friday or today?!?!
The current temperature in Phoenix is 112.
That being said if you leave your dog in the car in a Walmart parking lot I am GOING to call the cops.
So homegirl with more tattoos than teeth did just that and got pissed at me for calling them.
See me over here crying about her feelings?
Dear AZ 687-ZZA baby I got your number don’t you worry.
