They keep ringing the doorbell.
Our porch lights are off.
Gary answered and said “We don’t have any candy”
They said “Why?”
WHY? LOOK YOU LITTLE BEGGING MEXICAN CHILD GO HOME NOW!!
Oh and by the way, if Football on Sundays and Mondays wasn’t enough Basketball season has officially started so now I’ve got that to fill the rest of the week.
Joy oh frackin Joy.
I had a lot to post about but I feel a headache coming on and I’m tired and I have to be up early in the morning for a doctor’s appointment.
So far leaving our light off has kept kids at bay but I have a bucket of water for the first kid to ring the doorbell and say “Tricks or Treats” because I’m gonna give them a “trick” and they’re not going to like it.
The weather is really starting to piss me off.
The 10 day forecast is stating that the lows will be in the high 50’s at night but I’m UP that early and it is NOT in the 50’s. I will NOT be happy until I’m in sweatpants, knee socks, a sweater and STILL COLD. HOLY CRAP IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE COOL WEATHER?
I’ve been in this hell hole called Phoenix for FOUR years because of Gary so when I tell him to take me to Flagstaff this winter to see some REAL snow and some REAL fall foliage he will NOT SAY NO or I’ll roundhouse kick him in the face. Seriously, I’ve asked to go to the Zoo, the botanical gardens, the other zoo and Sedona and we’ve been to precisely.. NONE of them. I’m not even going to dare to ask for Las Vegas or Mexico. Sheesh.
So, on that note Girl, I’ll be out tomorrow night dancing around the backyard for some cold weather. You better be doing it too. (Oh and thanks, I’ll never eat candy corn again… gross!)
Just in case it DOES cool down Hello Kitty is ready to go.
And on that note:
If you’d like to see how the Spider costume on Quagmire went down feel free to click “Read More”.
This is going to probably come out catty and bitchy but I’ve been in such an irritable mood I think that the doctor wouldn’t have a problem with a little venting.
I’m busy. I’m really really busy. When I’m not busy I’m trying to unwind.
This is why I limit my blog reading to pretty much the 10 or 15 people who read this piece of crap. I rarely comment because I don’t have the energy to be sucked into conversation.
It’s hot here. It cooled down for a bit but the last week has been hot and I’m just exhausted. I would give just about anything for one day where I need to wear a sweater.
I’ve received emails over the last year or so from people inquiring why I don’t read their blogs or the oh so (not very) subtle “I HAVE A NEW POST” email.
Here is why I’m probably not reading your blog.
At one point you were funny and probably still are but your ego has taken over your entire life and I’m just not attracted to pompous, arrogant egomaniacs.
If I do read now and then I definitely don’t comment because you have enough attention whores trying to crawl down your pants.
It’s possible I don’t read your blog because you’re just stupid. I don’t really LIKE people so the ones I do manage to befriend are NOT stupid. I am allergic to ignorance and stupidity so if you make me itch there’s 99.9% chance I’m just not going to ever talk to you again.
I also hate hypocrisy. It’s possible I’ve seen you turn into a holier than thou idiot. I have NOTHING against religion. I don’t think that Christians are perfect. I won’t judge you if you drink and smoke and watch Pokemon and Harry Potter.
HOWEVER… do NOT pull this holier than thou attitude, preaching about your beliefs and turn around and act like a drunk whore the next day. You can’t get upset when someone says “Hey, you are ____” or “I think you’re _______ this” when you give a loud and clear impression that you are.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
I’m not perfect and I won’t get pissed if someone says so.
Friends don’t let friends act retarded.
I’m sure someone will be here reading between the lines or assuming I’m talking about them and I’m fine with that but please don’t be angry at someone who calls you a dirty whore when you are acting like a dirty whore. 
(Don’t forget that it’s possible I MADE you.)
I’m making my lists and checking them 500 times!
I must have these!
I don’t like being cut off from shopping. HA!
We are six hours into the second day of the week and these are things that have already annoyed me.
1. Flickr isn’t loading (quickly enough for me).
2. It’s going to be 95 today. It’s 3 days until November and it’s GOING TO BE NINTY FIVE.
3. The cats are following me around meowing their asses off because I am not feeding them canned food anymore. Barf Monsters.
4. THIS is what I see every single time I turn around and look down.
5. I have templates finished and ready to deliver but the buyers aren’t answering me back.
6. Customers from my “other job”.
7. The people on the local morning news show.
8. Gary
9. Did I say the cats?
10. And the dog?
11. I REALLY REALLY need a pedicure.
12. Photoshop (atleast the version on the laptop).
I’ll add more throughout the day/week I am sure.
