I’m a nerd. Gary is a bigger nerd.
We play WoW together.
Today he found some new pants that are decent armor but they come with a price.
I have to walk around with him… dressed in these pants.

Yes, they are chaps.
No, he isn’t wearing anything underneath.
Yes, he purposely “hid” his cloak so that everyone in WoW could see his ass.

/geek