This is going to probably come out catty and bitchy but I’ve been in such an irritable mood I think that the doctor wouldn’t have a problem with a little venting.
I’m busy. I’m really really busy. When I’m not busy I’m trying to unwind.
This is why I limit my blog reading to pretty much the 10 or 15 people who read this piece of crap. I rarely comment because I don’t have the energy to be sucked into conversation.
It’s hot here. It cooled down for a bit but the last week has been hot and I’m just exhausted. I would give just about anything for one day where I need to wear a sweater.
I’ve received emails over the last year or so from people inquiring why I don’t read their blogs or the oh so (not very) subtle “I HAVE A NEW POST” email.
Here is why I’m probably not reading your blog.
At one point you were funny and probably still are but your ego has taken over your entire life and I’m just not attracted to pompous, arrogant egomaniacs.
If I do read now and then I definitely don’t comment because you have enough attention whores trying to crawl down your pants.
It’s possible I don’t read your blog because you’re just stupid. I don’t really LIKE people so the ones I do manage to befriend are NOT stupid. I am allergic to ignorance and stupidity so if you make me itch there’s 99.9% chance I’m just not going to ever talk to you again.
I also hate hypocrisy. It’s possible I’ve seen you turn into a holier than thou idiot. I have NOTHING against religion. I don’t think that Christians are perfect. I won’t judge you if you drink and smoke and watch Pokemon and Harry Potter.
HOWEVER… do NOT pull this holier than thou attitude, preaching about your beliefs and turn around and act like a drunk whore the next day. You can’t get upset when someone says “Hey, you are ____” or “I think you’re _______ this” when you give a loud and clear impression that you are.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
I’m not perfect and I won’t get pissed if someone says so.
Friends don’t let friends act retarded.
I’m sure someone will be here reading between the lines or assuming I’m talking about them and I’m fine with that but please don’t be angry at someone who calls you a dirty whore when you are acting like a dirty whore. 
(Don’t forget that it’s possible I MADE you.)
