I am BAFFLED by the fact that there are so many nice neighborhoods all over the west side and our’s which is nice is completely trashed out. It has been pissing me off for quite some time and now I’m just angry.

Right around the corner from me are 3 houses all side by side. They are inhabited by people of the Hispanic race.
There appear to be AT the VERY least 8 children. They are always playing in the streets (which happens to be illegal in Arizona unless there is a posted speedlimit sign of 25mph and there is NOT one)
They have 2 cats and 2 dogs.
The cats are outside and roaming the neighborhood 90% of the time.
One of the dogs appears to be a tiny terrier of some sort. On at least 3 different occasions this dog has run up to me while I’m walking Quagmire. Quagmire barks and scares it off but the point is that it is off of it’s leash.
The other dog appears to be a pit bull terrier mix. (THIS IS NOT a anti-pit bull post so don’t EVEN try to start anything I am merely describing the damn dog).
Well, last night as Gary and I were walking Quagmire around the corner I noticed that all of their idiot children (ranging from what appeared to be about 6 years old to 13 years old) and what looked like an adult woman but will soon show that she is an ignorant immature female.
BOTH of the dogs were loose and running around.
I holler across the street to please put their dogs on a leash.
I hear the woman holler back that she doesn’t have to because it isn’t a law.
I reply that it IS a law.
The 13 year old boy is holding the bigger dog by the collar and starts saying “Oh are you afraid of a dog” and other random shit that if I was the mother I would have beat his ass.
I say ... look, please put the dogs on a leash or I’ll call the cops.
The BOY says “Go ahead”
The MOTHER says “You are the reason our neighborhood is so shitty”.
(God forbid I don’t want children playing in the streets and pets roaming wild).

So I stand right there on the corner and called the police. They showed up about 10 minutes later and I explained the story and went on my way.
I didn’t get to walk by their house tonight but so help me God, if I walk by at all ever again and they run their mouths I’ll mace them… or tazer them .. depending on if Gary gets me my tazer by then.

I’m also going to turn them in to the HoA for letting their animals run wild and I’m going to be making an active attempt to catch their cats and carry them to the no-kill shelter.

Do.Not.Piss.Me.Off.

Can we say Immigration and Customs Enforcement?

Our neighborhood is disgusting. This week I’m driving around the neighborhood and writing down all of the addresses of houses that are breaking HoA rules and emailing them to our association. They’re still disorganized since the neighborhood is new.
The neighbors are all going to hate me.

Good. =D